(this post is random as fuck but oh well)
and welcome back to this lovely place that I like to call my blog (do I sound professional yet? – are ya proud of my mother?)
So in this post, I’m gonna be doing something quite bloody random –
I’m gonna be telling you all about my profound love of a little instrument that I (and the rest of the world for that matter) like to call –
Ahhh so versatile, so beautiful, and so goddamn convenient.
I love eating absolutely everything with them – well…except soup am I right?…no? okay I’ll leave.
But guys, the point that I’m trying to make is that you all need to love them as much as I do, and this is exactly why –
why I love chopsticks
- You can eat anything with them
- You can look like a badass bitch by doing some cool tricks with them
- They can be a silent but deadly weapon that you can use whenever you feel in danger
- They can easily be hidden away in a pocket or look pretty damn cool in hair
- It makes it easier to mix things in a pot as the heat doesn’t travel up the wood as they would travel up a metal utensil
- THEY’RE JUST FUCKING COOL OKAY?? BUY SOME!
In fact, the other day, I ordered these AWESOME pair of chopsticks from Amazon – it came in a pack of 5 for only £6??? Yes please. They finally came today and I’m legit just IN LOVE with them. They’re so long and I feel too sophisticated using them – you absolutely HAVE to buy them!!
Yes, I know this post was random as fuck. Yes I know my blog is a mess, but hey – you’ve read this far, that must count for something right? Let’s do that thing that annoying youtubers do – if you’ve read this far, comment “marshmallows”
(somebody tell me I’m not the coolest kid on the planet – go on, I dare you!)
Love you guys and I’ll see you all in my next blog post!
Alex – The Awkward Expert🌺♥