Why I Freakin Love Chopsticks

(this post is random as fuck but oh well)

Hey All

and welcome back to this lovely place that I like to call my blog (do I sound professional yet?  – are ya proud of my mother?)

So in this post, I’m gonna be doing something quite bloody random –

I’m gonna be telling you all about my profound love of a little instrument that I (and the rest of the world for that matter) like to call –

Chopsticks

Ahhh so versatile, so beautiful, and so goddamn convenient.

I love eating absolutely everything with them – well…except soup am I right?…no? okay I’ll leave.

But guys, the point that I’m trying to make is that you all need to love them as much as I do, and this is exactly why –

why I love chopsticks

  • You can eat anything with them
  • You can look like a badass bitch by doing some cool tricks with them
  • They can be a silent but deadly weapon that you can use whenever you feel in danger
  • They can easily be hidden away in a pocket or look pretty damn cool in hair
  • It makes it easier to mix things in a pot as the heat doesn’t travel up the wood as they would travel up a metal utensil
  • THEY’RE JUST FUCKING COOL OKAY?? BUY SOME!

In fact, the other day, I ordered these AWESOME pair of chopsticks from Amazon – it came in a pack of 5 for only £6??? Yes please. They finally came today and I’m legit just IN LOVE with them. They’re so long and I feel too sophisticated using them – you absolutely HAVE to buy them!!



Yes, I know this post was random as fuck. Yes I know my blog is a mess, but hey – you’ve read this far, that must count for something right? Let’s do that thing that annoying youtubers do – if you’ve read this far, comment “marshmallows”

(somebody tell me I’m not the coolest kid on the planet – go on, I dare you!)

Love you guys and I’ll see you all in my next blog post!

Lovee,

Alex – The Awkward Expert🌺♥

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17 thoughts on “Why I Freakin Love Chopsticks

  1. avocadothoughts13 says:

    Marshmallows<3
    Love this post!! Chopsticks are so awesome. Did you know that there’s a Japanese myth that says the closer you hold your chopsticks to the top the farther you’ll live from home? I’m not exactly sure how accurate it is though, lol:)

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