WELCOME TO MY AWKWARD WORLD!

Hey guys!

As this is my first blog I just wanna settle a few things – yeaahhh I’m not very good at this blogging thing – well at least I don’t THINK I am. I wanted my  first blog to be my introduction to the world of blogging where I just tell you guys a little bit about me and my life. For obvious reasons this blog is going to be anonymous. Although this blog is going to me about real life stories and things that have ACTUALLY HAPPENED to me, I am not actually going to be using peoples real names as they may say it’s an “invasion of privacy” yada yada yada but you’ll get the gist of things.

I wanted to make this blog because lots of things have been going on in my life that I literally just can’t keep to myself anymore because I seriously think that I might actually explode into a million little awkward size pieces. I just wanted a place to express because I can’t really talk to anybody about this and I’m tired of having to bottle everything up inside. I wanted a place to express and I know I could just write it down on paper but I feel like if other people get the opportunity to read this, especially people that I don’t know, then I feel like I would feel better as I know that somebody will know who I’m going through, even if you just decide to read and not get in touch,at least i’ll know and I will have finally blown off some steam.

And if there is anybody out there who is going through the same thing as me that is reading this that I could be helping or even just making somebody laugh or cringe, then I know it will be worth sharing my embarrassing stories for because I just wanna make sure nothing like this happens to any of you because let me tell you guys, these stories are gonna make you CRINGE. Like HARD. so I hope you guys are ready. For the rest of this blog post I’m going to tell you guys a little bit about myself and in the next blog the awkward stories will COMMENCE! Hopefully I’ll be able to post a daily blog about my life and my general social awkwardness. I’m 14 so I still go to school so there’s bound to be some juicy stories so don’t you worry!

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A Bit About Me

1. So as I said earlier I can’t use my real name so my name in these blogs will be the ‘AWKWARD EXPERT’. so anytime I say that in a blog post just know I am referring to myself. I will also be making names up for other people and continuing with the names throughout the blog.
2. I’m 14 years old and my birthday is July (put that in your calendar guys)
3. I like sports and I’ve been in the football team and I would say that I’m really good if I do say so myself
4. I LOVE music and my favourite artist at the moment is The Weeknd
5. My fave television sitcom would have to be 2 Broke Girls and my fave Netflix TV show would have to be Riverdale which I am OBSESSED with.
6. I also love youtube and my favourite youtuber is called Lifesimmer who plays the Sims because I am also OBSESSED with the Sims as well and I recently got the ‘Get to Work’ expansion pack which I am probably a bit too excited to play.
7. I don’t really have alot of friends but we’ll go into more detail in another post.

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Anyway that’s going to be it for this blog post. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope you are excited for future posts. See you later!

LOVE,

The Awkward Expert♥

Overall Mood = Weirdly Accomplished